AP: Businessman discovers how to qualify for small business health insurance tax credit: Fire employees and slash wages.
Fifty-one New York City bus drivers went on paid leave after being spit upon, taking an average 64 days off work. One driver spent 191 days on paid leave.
Wild birds prefer nonorganic to organic birdseed. Nitrogen fertilizer ups the protein, which helps birds survive the winter.
40% of male physicians are overweight, and 23% are obese, compared with 43% and 23% of U.S. men 60 and older. Doctors are more likely to drink alcohol, but they are less likely to binge.
I’m not surprised birds prefer non-organic bird seed.
My mother once bought some organic grain as part of a diet prescribed by her physician, who was treating her for cancer.
The organic grain tasted so bad my mother couldn’t eat it. Rather than throw it out, I mixed it with the birdseed in my bird feeder. The birds wouldn’t eat it either.
I did that one time with a TV dinner. It was so bad that the cats wouldn’t eat it. I don’t even think it attracted flies.
Penn & Teller did a show on organic food for their Showtime series. They did a blind taste test for all of these hippie organic buyers, and 8 out of 10 liked the regular produce better (before they knew which was which, of course).
About doctors: If I were an overweight physician, I would have a lot of trouble telling my patients what to eat.
I’m surprised the birds don’t like organic birdseed. Can’t the read the label? Haven’t they seen the ads?
♫”And the doctor came in, stinking of gin…”♫
I’m afraid that firing employees and slashing wages is going to be a big part of our future.
“I’m surprised the birds don’t like organic birdseed. Can’t the read the label? Haven’t they seen the ads?”
That was a good one… ha ha ha