I Guess They’ve Never Heard of an Uzi
Getting Prepared for a Pandemic. At a minimum you need duct tape, work gloves and a cell phone. For protection, there is mace, pepper spray, a whistle, an ax and a Taser. Full description is in Preparing for Pandemic Asian Flu.
And if not an Uzi, there is always an M16 or an AK47.
These people are wimps.
Bruce, for close quarter combat, nothing beats the Uzi. The other weapons are useful only if you are out in a field somewhere.
Why do you need a Satire Alert? Are your critics so completely humorless that they can’t tell when you are injecting fun into the commentary?