Headlines I Wish I Hadn’t Seen

14 thoughts on “Headlines I Wish I Hadn’t Seen”

  1. “One man’s four day (unsuccessful) quest to sign up for ObamaCare.”

    Seems like a lot of work for something so worthless.

      1. Oh! I get it! It’s because so many are unemployed and are getting great value from this!

  2. “How many have signed up for ObamaCare? The administration won’t say.”

    It’s embarrassingly small.

  3. “Betting on how long the shutdown will last: consensus is 18 days.”

    Darn it. I bet on 8. Should have known to push for longer when it comes to government intransigence.

  4. “Amber Alert site closed because of the shutdown, while Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move website works just fine…and oh…Amber Alert is back up again.”

    Evidently having your children kidnapped is just one of the many ways Obama is trying to make the shutdown uncomfortable.

  5. “63-year-old Californian sees his premiums double”

    A comparable 36-year-old Californian will see his premiums triple!

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