7 thoughts on “New Taxes on Junk Food and Sodas, and a Man Found Too Fat to Go to Prison”

  1. What other crimes do you suppose this guy could commit and still be too fat to go to prison?

  2. These “crimes” seem to be food theft crimes. What if he stole money or killed someone?

  3. Glad to see that nanny state taxes don’t work. Now, maybe all the busybodies will find something else to do.

  4. He wasn’t stealing food. He was fighting anorexia.

    You can’t send someone to jail for helping America avoid an anorexia epidemic.

  5. Juan, always glad to see a sense of humor. People on the left are usually such dour and humorless sorts.

  6. If he’s skinny enough to go to restaurants, I bet he’s skinny enough to go to prison.

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